The Story
For legal reasons, it’s a joke (probably). This bold black-and-white enamel pin features the instantly iconic phrase: Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense. Blocky, dramatic, and utterly unhinged, it’s a wearable moment of comedic overreaction.
Perfect for fans of absurd humour, chaotic neutral energy, or anyone who’s been personally victimised by a toddler in public.
Stick it on your jacket, bag, or court-appointed therapist’s clipboard. You’ve earned it.
Dimensions - Height 2.28cm X Width 2.79cm
To keep your pin looking funky and fresh remove from clothes when washing. Clean with a soft dry cloth and store somewhere safe.
Description
For legal reasons, it’s a joke (probably). This bold black-and-white enamel pin features the instantly iconic phrase: Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense. Blocky, dramatic, and utterly unhinged, it’s a wearable moment of comedic overreaction.
Perfect for fans of absurd humour, chaotic neutral energy, or anyone who’s been personally victimised by a toddler in public.
Stick it on your jacket, bag, or court-appointed therapist’s clipboard. You’ve earned it.
Dimensions - Height 2.28cm X Width 2.79cm
To keep your pin looking funky and fresh remove from clothes when washing. Clean with a soft dry cloth and store somewhere safe.
